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✳ First annual · build censusWhich campus
Which campus
build
are you?
Entertainment Lab did some loose research. A student is three axes: Lean / Bulk, Gallon / Sip, and Long sleep / Nap. We need your sample.
12 questions · about 2 minutesNo sign-up · no personal data
03 doctrines06 rival schools08 hidden builds
Suspected: theory levels over the line ↑Reading: there might be something here ✦Unknown build · ???
Identity locked. Readings pending.
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NO.001
NO.001

Three schoolsBody / water / sleep

Eight buildsYour own three-axis recipe

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ENTERTAINMENT LAB
The Gentle CultivatorT001 · not yet filed
The Perpetual MinimalistT002 · not yet filed
The Refined LoungerT003 · not yet filed
The LightfootT004 · not yet filed
The Armoured HibernatorT005 · not yet filed
The Relentless EngineT006 · not yet filed
The Sleeping FortressT007 · not yet filed
The AfterburnerT008 · not yet filed
Eight builds Entertainment Lab has on file
The Gentle CultivatorT001 · not yet filed
The Perpetual MinimalistT002 · not yet filed
The Refined LoungerT003 · not yet filed
The LightfootT004 · not yet filed
The Armoured HibernatorT005 · not yet filed
The Relentless EngineT006 · not yet filed
The Sleeping FortressT007 · not yet filed
The AfterburnerT008 · not yet filedFor the record: Entertainment Lab is about as “scientific” as the fortune on the back of a milk-tea receipt. An original joke quiz. It does not assess your real body, how much you need to drink, your sleep or your personality.